Make ADHD Your Bitch
You're not broken. You're wired differently. Holistic, proven tools to manage emotional dysregulation, obliterate procrastination, and stop the dopamine drain — for good.
Included free with Full & VIP Academy membership. Self-paced — start today, go at your own speed.
Your brain isn't the problem.
The tools you've been given are.
Emotional dysregulation
One small thing tips you into overwhelm and you can't figure out why it hit so hard, or how to come back down.
Procrastination that isn't laziness
You know exactly what needs doing. Your brain still won't let you start. The guilt piles up faster than the task list.
The dopamine drain
Chasing the next hit of stimulation just to feel like yourself, then crashing hard when it runs out.
Built for the brain
you actually have.
- You've been told to "just try harder" and it's never once worked
- You're exhausted from systems built for neurotypical brains
- You want tools that work with your ADHD, not against it
- You're done with shame spirals after every unfinished task
- You want practical, holistic strategies — not another generic planner
"This is the first thing that's ever made me feel like my brain makes sense. I stopped fighting myself and started working with what I've actually got."
— Academy MemberPractical tools.
Real psychology.
No fluff, no toxic positivity. Just holistic, proven strategies built from lived experience and psychological training, so you can finally work with your brain instead of against it.
Regulate your emotional world
Understand what's actually happening in dysregulation, and build a toolkit that brings you back down without shame.
Break the procrastination cycle
Why willpower was never the answer, and the ADHD-specific systems that get you moving without the internal battle.
Stop the dopamine crash
Rebuild your relationship with stimulation and reward so you're not running on empty by 3pm every day.
Build routines that actually stick
Structure designed around how your brain really works — flexible, forgiving, and sustainable long-term.
Taught by someone who's
actually lived it.
Laura is AuDHD, MSc Psychology, and spent seven years as a neurodiversity specialist teacher before building Maelstrom Academy. This course isn't theory pulled from a textbook — it's what actually works, tested on her own brain first.
Real brains.
Real change.
"I finally understand why I do the things I do — and what to do about it instead of just white-knuckling through."
"No fluff, no toxic positivity, just tools that actually work for a brain like mine. Wish I'd found this years ago."
"The dopamine module alone changed how I structure my whole day. Simple, ADHD-friendly, and it sticks."
Make ADHD Your Bitch is
included in your membership.
This course isn't sold on its own — it comes free with Full or VIP Academy membership, alongside every other course inside Maelstrom Academy.
Laura's book, audiobook, and full community access. A taste of the Academy before you commit.
Start free →Make ADHD Your Bitch plus every other course in the Academy, live monthly sessions with Laura, and full community access.
Join Full Academy — £150/mo →Everything in Full Academy, plus 2 × live 1:1 sessions with Laura every month.
Apply for VIP — £395/mo → Limited places available each month.Before you join
Can I buy Make ADHD Your Bitch on its own?
No — it's exclusively available as part of Full or VIP Academy membership, alongside every other course in the Academy.
Is this course live or self-paced?
Fully self-paced. Everything unlocks the moment you join, so you can go through it in your own time, at your own speed.
What if I'm not sure the Academy is right for me?
Start with the free tier — you'll get Laura's book, audiobook, and full community access with no card required, so you can get a feel for things first.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes. Full and VIP Academy membership is month to month, no contract, cancel whenever you like.
Stop fighting your brain.
Start working with it.
Make ADHD Your Bitch is waiting for you inside the Academy, along with everything else you need to thrive as your true self.
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